Airplane Washer: I will wash your aircraft

[airplanewasher]

Will wash any type, or size of aircraft ranging from Beech 1900 to a Cessna 172.

I will wash aircraft / fleet for a reasonable price:

1)DA-20:$350 12)PC-12: $2500
2)DA-40:$380 13)King Air: $2600
3)C-152:$340 14)Beech 1900: $2900
4)C-172:$370
5)C-182:$390
6)C-350:$460
7)C-400:$460
8}Aztech:$1950
9)Turbo-Lance: $1100
10)Caravan:$2600
11)Citation Jet:$3600

*All Prices do not include distance surcharge

Note:
All my washes are done at owners home airport, I will fly in with in 24 hours to complete the owners order (depending on location).A clean plane is a happy plane. Our team has been properly trained to carefully wash and detail your aircraft. We use only aviation grade cleaning products to keep your aircraft bright and shiny. Plus you can choose the level of cleaning you want, from a quick exterior wash to a complete wax and buff or a meticulous interior detail.


Please email : airplanewasher@hotmail.com
If you are interested in your aircraft being washed tomorrow

[sprayrail]

Do you wash and wax? There may be a job in Calgary for four Twin Otters later this summer.

[b1ngnx33]

I really hope you are joking.

I am not getting paid even half of your cheapest rates to clean and wash planes.

Are you hiring?

I hope you don't need a license to wash planes.

[airplanewasher]

Do you wash and wax? There may be a job in Calgary for four Twin Otters later this summer.

Yes we do wash and wax aircraft. The approximate cost for your order is $3200 per aircraft, and depending on the time you want to book (to wash your aircraft) we will be there with in 12-15 hours.

[airplanewasher]

I really hope you are joking.

I am not getting paid even half of your cheapest rates to clean and wash planes.

Are you hiring?

I hope you don't need a license to wash planes.

All our guys on staff are licensed pilots, as we are able to travel to any city across Canada. All of our products are aviation grade materials, and our prices factor in the amount of time spent on the aircraft plus interior and exterior work that is done. Our company's motto is we will give your aircraft back to you in the same condition you bought it. Our prices are reasonable and negotiable. A normal wash from us includes:

1)Decreasing your aircraft (with aviation grade degreaser)
2)Soaping aircraft with wax additives
3)Prewax-cleaning aircraft
4)Waxing aircraft
5)Vacuuming interior
6)Clean windows

[rottentomatoes]

omg...

[Ballsssssss]

You could hire someone to wash your plane full-time for what you charge to do one cleaning. Commercial operators have full time lackeys to do that kind of thing and private owners usually complain about having to pay $1000 for an annual....I don't even think corporate flight departments are stupid enough to pay those rates. I could see you charging rates like that to wash airliners where it requires man-lifts and a few people to wash it.

Good luck to you, though, you clearly have an active imagination.

[qa guy]

keep in mind.....you get what you pay for (usually). You could spend 1hr. washing a 172.....or you could easily spend a whole weekend if you really detailed it. Also, this guy is coming out to the customer, at their convienience.

[azimuthaviation]

It seems your prices are a bit on the outrageous side but if people are willing to pay that much why undercut yourself?

[BoostedNihilist]

I'll ask only one simple question...

Are you qualified and papered to be washing airplanes?

[BoostedNihilist]

note: the preceeding post was a joke

[Hedley]

I had the exact same thought! Sure as god made little
green apples, that *sshole CID was going to attack this
guy, asking if he had an AMO to wash airplanes

[CID]

Who's attacking who dickweed?

[BoostedNihilist]

Well, if the guy isn't qualified, or doesn't know what he is doing I am sure a certain board member could cut and paste the correct procedures though the 'wax off' part would be cut and pasted from his personal S.O.P.

[erics2b]

Who's attacking who dickweed?

Who's on first?

[Hedley]

C'mon CID, we're all waiting for you to attack this
poor airplane washer because he doesn't have the
alphabet soup that you (conveniently anonymously)
claim to possess.

The important thing to remember is that airplanes
can read. Paper is more important than anything
else in aviation, according to the all-knowing CID.
who apparently doesn't ever operate them

[CID]

Hedley,

I have no opinion regarding airplanewasher's enterprise. Individual operators can decide if their service meets the criteria of their approved maintenance schedule. What's with the bizzare dare?

[Hedley]

Somebody call the Guinness Book of World Records,
because finally we have found someone that CID
doesn't have a problem with.

[phred]

Hedley give it a rest.

Airplanewasher if your claim is correct (as new condition) thats a tall order.

[Cat Driver]

Hedley give it a rest.

Yeh, Hedley

that *sshole CID

That was not nice.

[action1]

I have just bought to new PC-12's and I have been flying loads of hours on them because of my charter business, I was wondering if you could come up to my home airport in Quebec and wash them there. I will email you regarding the specific airport, and also attached will be my contact info.

[airplanewasher]

I have just bought to new PC-12's and I have been flying loads of hours on them because of my charter business, I was wondering if you could come up to my home airport in Quebec and wash them there. I will email you regarding the specific airport, and also attached will be my contact info.

Sure I will be able to come down, I will be there with in the next 12 hours upon email of your contact information, and exact home airport.

[action1]

thanks

[fortis risk]

Dude, the last two posts are so clearly the same person

[airplanewasher]

keep in mind.....you get what you pay for (usually). You could spend 1hr. washing a 172.....or you could easily spend a whole weekend if you really detailed it. Also, this guy is coming out to the customer, at their convienience.

It is true when we do wash aircraft we put allot of detailing into our work there are the right ways of washing an airplane and there are the wrongs ways, and the work and time spent on aircraft that we wash highlight the right way. Yes it is a convenience like I said we are "Willing to wash your aircraft at your home airport" -No matter where you are located.

Here are historical times that we have used at our home airport in completing these aircraft:

1)DA-20:6.5 hours 12)PC-12: 15 hours
2)DA-40:7.5 hours 13)King Air: 15.5 hours
3)C-152:7.0 hours 14)Beech 1900: 15.5 hours
4)C-172:8 hours
5)C-182:8.5 hours
6)C-350:8.5 hours
7)C-400:8.5 hours
8}Aztech:14.5 hours
9)Turbo-Lance:9.5 hours
10)Caravan: 15 hours
11)Citation Jet: 15.5 hours