Confucious Say:

niss · Post by **niss** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 8:58 am

Man who go to bed with itchy bum wake up with stinky finger

atwork · Post by **atwork** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 10:26 am

Man's wife his better half, his mistress his better whole.

iflyforpie · Post by **iflyforpie** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 10:28 am

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

Tibor · Post by **Tibor** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 10:55 am

woman who fly upside down have crack-up

Tibor · Post by **Tibor** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 10:56 am

man who walk around with hand in pocket feel a little cocky

Changes in Latitudes · Tue Sep 02, 2008 11:10 am

Confucius say, Man who walk through airport door sideways going to Bangkok.

niss · Post by **niss** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 12:05 pm

man who fart in church sit in own pew

Rowdy · Post by **Rowdy** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 12:07 pm

man who run in front of car get tired

man who run behind car get exhausted!

The Other Kind · Post by **The Other Kind** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 12:13 pm

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

Baseball wrong, man with four balls cannot walk.

cubonfloats · Post by **cubonfloats** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 12:14 pm

man who pisses into wind get wet

Snowgoose · Post by **Snowgoose** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 2:18 pm

Fly who land on toilet seat going to get pissed off.

Snowgoose · Post by **Snowgoose** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 2:21 pm

Man who go to bed with sex problem wake up with solution in hand

iflyforpie · Post by **iflyforpie** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 2:30 pm

Don't drink and park, accidents cause people.

iflyforpie · Post by **iflyforpie** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 2:30 pm

Man who lays girl in field gets piece on earth.

Roar · Post by **Roar** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 5:51 pm

Man who smoke pot choke on handle.

hazatude · Post by **hazatude** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 7:26 pm

Short people in elevator smell different

Dr.Piper · Post by **Dr.Piper** » Wed Sep 03, 2008 5:21 pm

If a tree falls on a mime in the forest. Does he make a sound?

Youngback · Post by **Youngback** » Wed Sep 03, 2008 9:53 pm

Confucious say: push piano down mine shaft, get a flat minor

Troubled_Coffee · Post by **Troubled_Coffee** » Thu Sep 04, 2008 10:39 am

Man who fish in other mans well often catch crabs.

Man who keep feet firmly on the ground have trouble putting pants on.

It take many nails to build crib, but only one screw to fill it.

Siddley Hawker · Post by **Siddley Hawker** » Thu Sep 04, 2008 1:37 pm

Confucious say there is a huge difference between doing the locomotion and pulling a train.

Confucious say sometimes the genie of luck will pee on the pillar of science.

F,D and H · Post by **F,D and H** » Sat Sep 06, 2008 9:25 pm

Man should not give hot waitress a tip, he should instead throw her the whole thing

Severe Clear · Post by **Severe Clear** » Sun Sep 07, 2008 12:40 pm

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot

Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.

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