*THE OFFICIAL 2008/9 NHL (trash-talking) THREAD*

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...Well, we're into it. So since I am now an official Montreal fan after an absence of 12 years when my beloved Winnipeg Jets took off on the wrong runway south bound to Phoenix...I'm back in the game...and I'm lettin' loose of the last 12 years of being suppressed just like a married man would be gettin' over a shitty 12 year old marriage to a dead lay!!!!!!!!

Let the bashing begin!!!

You know what the acronym for "L.E.A.F.S." is?

LOSERS EVEN AFTER FORTY SEASONS



6-1 BEEEEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHHTCH!!!!!

http://www.nhl.com/ice/recap.htm?id=2008020016

[Shady McSly]

hahaaa.


I've only lived in Calgary for a month and I'm already sick of Flames fans. Guess what....they'll get to the playoffs then choke - sorry i ruined the ending~

[altiplano]

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[BigglesNBella]

HAHA!

Fecking stupid Calgary Lames fans! Today I watched a drunk midget at the saddledome pick a fight with a guy 'cause the 'Nucks wooped 'em.

Dumb - ass...

Go Canucks!!!!!!!!

I'm not sure which game you were watching, but the one I saw had the flames up by 2 for awhile before the Canuckleheads fought back to tie it at 3, then at 4, and then got an overtime goal.

[altiplano]

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[algore]

Leafs Suck

Nuff Said

[THEICEMAN]

did you guys see the game last Saturday...What a beating those leafs got. I was loving it! LOVIN IT!

BTW...is it just or is the T.O media overhyping Luke Schenn? I know he is young, but he does not look ready? He was brutal in the first two games.

[timbob]

The car I parked behind today had a plate that read..."LEAFS 0 "

[iflyforpie]

Yeah the Leafs suck but at least they have some (quite a few actually) Stanley Cup pennants over their ice.

Unlike the Casucks!!

"But just you wait, THIS year is gonna be the year and then you will be sorry!" The year for what? They going to actually make the playoffs this time? Yeah...right.

I went for the Red Wings last year and wasn't disappointed. I figure they'll probably slaughter the Canucks on the 16th.

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hmmm....no Leaf fans on Avcanada I guess...although when they win (and they will) I won't be going out for about a week. Just like I did not go out when Italy won the World Cup Futebol...Drunk drivers in Iroc's cheering "EYTALIA EYETALIA weeer da best fohgit'boutut ...OOOOOHHHHHHHooooooo!" ain't my cup of grappa.

...just like hammered Leaf fans in pick-up trucks slurring...
"Leeeves Leaves yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah LEFAS!??! WOOOHOOO!!!!"
...playing Dwight Yoakam full blast from their Canadian Tire car stereo cassette tape player ain't my cup of lynching.

[Just another canuck]

This thread has not got nearly enough attention... let's open it up a bit.

The Habs have the best team in Canada... full of great, young players.
The Leafs suck shit... face it Leafs fans. They're terrible.
The Sens are all right, but will choke as they always do. I predict Alfy shitting the bed and a bad season this year.
Oil fans... you're just too easy. Move to Winnipeg... LOL.
Calgary... well, aside from Iggy and Kipper, you suck. Does anyone else on the team know how to score?
The Canucks, well... I actually the Canucks, but that doesn't mean they're good. The twins are the best they got and they just ain't that good.

GO HABS!!!

OLE, OLE, OLE, OLE....

Cheers.

[Widow]

Q & A's from Health Canada

Q: The Stanley Cup was recently on tour in my town, and I kissed it. Do I have to worry about being infected by listeria?

A: You are safe. The Stanley Cup has not been in contact with any Maple Leaf product in over 40 years.