Single pilots

missScarlet · Post by **missScarlet** » Thu Jan 01, 2009 5:30 pm

So, hypothetically speaking, if I'm an attractive woman and I wanted to meet a single Air Canada pilot, how would I do this?

twinpratts · Post by **twinpratts** » Thu Jan 01, 2009 5:36 pm

I don't know why an "attractive woman" would have to troll on a internet forum to find a Man...

missScarlet · Post by **missScarlet** » Thu Jan 01, 2009 5:40 pm

She's not. She's trying to use the forum to get information on where to meet Air Canada pilots other than stalking them at the airports... lol

deflux · Post by **deflux** » Thu Jan 01, 2009 6:04 pm

The Landing Strip at YYZ

C23flyer · Post by **C23flyer** » Thu Jan 01, 2009 6:07 pm

Why wouldn't you want to be with someone with at least average intelligence, and an ability to include a woman in their life?

genetic jack hammer · Post by **genetic jack hammer** » Thu Jan 01, 2009 6:28 pm

missScarlet wrote:So, hypothetically speaking, if I'm an attractive woman and I wanted to meet a single Air Canada pilot, how would I do this?

Let's put another spin on this, hypothetically speaking, exactly how ugly is this "attractive woman"?

Bede · Post by **Bede** » Thu Jan 01, 2009 7:03 pm

Maybe she like pilots, but is getting tired of trying to talk to them and having them stare at their shoes.

Quite a thread though.

tonysoprano · Post by **tonysoprano** » Thu Jan 01, 2009 7:16 pm

Must be the uniforms.

just curious · Post by **just curious** » Thu Jan 01, 2009 8:25 pm

They could be found at the Flightdeck Restaurant in Calgary. They'd be the ones with the vaguely guilty look.

Sadly, if you were hypothetically beautiful woman, they would be waving at you and saying, "Excuse me, we've been here for an hour, we'd like to order now!"

av8tor_assrope · Post by **av8tor_assrope** » Thu Jan 01, 2009 8:26 pm

You could be the splitting image of Demi Moore and they wouldn’t even look twice.

Everybody knows Air Canada pilot’s are only in love with themselves!

netty · Post by **netty** » Thu Jan 01, 2009 9:39 pm

Become a flight attendant....

rigpiggy · Post by **rigpiggy** » Thu Jan 01, 2009 10:13 pm

That's just an easy way to put her off men in general

netty wrote:Become a flight attendant....

Ali G · Post by **Ali G** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 6:50 am

Pilots who sleep with flight attendants are just too lazy to masturbate.

mattedfred · Post by **mattedfred** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 6:56 am

if you were an attractive woman why would you ever pursue a pilot for a mate?

TopperHarley · Post by **TopperHarley** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 7:05 am

I tell you what... send me a photo of you (preferably with as little clothes on as possible) including your phone number, and I will post it all over the terminal in T1. Im sure you'll meet a pilot in no time.

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 11:25 am

If she desires a man in classy uniform she should troll on the westjet forum...hopefully she has a thing for lunch kits too.

tonysoprano · Post by **tonysoprano** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 11:52 am

...I was thinking the same thing too. I mean, leather jackets, cowboy boots, lunch boxes. The Brokeback Mountain thing helps too. That movie was more of a chick flick than a gay magnet. But then again maybe she had a look at how a typical retired AC pilot lives and said, "I want one of those"!!!

Tiny Voices · Post by **Tiny Voices** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 12:12 pm

Easy there boy's. I can put up with a lot a smack talk about our appearance and cowboy ways but, when you slag the lunch kit you're crossing a line you just don't want to cross

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C-MNOP · Post by **C-MNOP** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 2:24 pm

Miss Scarlet,

It is very noble of you to come here for information on how to meet an airline pilot. Generally, any airline pilot is the same. A swagger in the way he walks, great stories about all the places he has been, broad shoulders to carry that massive ego around, the three ex wives that he for sure thought this is the one, and the fact that he is gone 3/4 of the month.

If you can deal with all that then you are on your way to a beautiful relationship.......for the first six months. Pretty soon you will get sick of the way that he swaggers in the door late because the flight was delayed and you missed dinner with the friends. That story about the great hotel in San Diego just pisses you off more because its -20 at home and snowing and he has a tan. When you try to talk to him about the amount he is gone you will get that same answer, "Baby, you knew what i did when you met me!", and you'll tell him you dont need that kind of inflated ego from him. Those nasty three ex wives keep calling to let you know that he is late on THEIR payment and if it doesnt show up soon they will take legal action; you hang up the phone curse because he is not there to deal with it and then look around the apartment and curse again because it would be so much better if he didnt have all those exe's. At first, telling all your friends that your dating a pilot was hot, now they are asking you why you come to all the social events alone and you have to tell them that your guy is gone again. You try to tell them that it doesnt matter that hes gone so much because things are good.

Things are good..........but in the back of your mind you wonder what kind of girls are in the back end this time. Gone for three days with a senior crew you hope, but when you meet him at the airport you can believe that they sent him away with three victoria secret models. Then the questions start, "Did you have a great time on your trip?". Your guy has to lie and say no. (he has the same tan as those three girls) "Did you hang out with those girls?" you'll ask. "No of course not, me and the other guy didnt see them at all!" (mind wanders back to him leaning over the bar and the tall brunette in a skimpy top dumping shaken margaritas down his throat). You cant believe that they hire such girls to work in the back end, dont they know that it can be very tempting for the pilots. When the crew says good bye, you catch the tall blonde give your man a wink and tell him that she had a great time. Great time???? your quiet all the way to the car. GREAT TIME, what the PHUK does that mean???? Then it starts........the end of a beautiful relationship!

To be honest the answer to your question is easy:

If you want to meet an Air Canada pilot, or any pilot for that matter just walk up to him in the terminal and ask him where gate 32 is. Even if he says there is no gate 32, you can tell him that you always get lost in these big airports. Skip through alot of small talk and in the end just give him your number and tell him that you would like to grab coffee sometime. Pilots are easy, if you made it past asking for a gate then he will call you. They always do.

Martin Tamme · Post by **Martin Tamme** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 7:09 pm

This is hilarious - I'm a single Air Canada pilot and have always wondered where to go in order to meet nice girls.

C-MNOP wrote: Things are good..........but in the back of your mind you wonder what kind of girls are in the back end this time. Gone for three days with a senior crew you hope, but when you meet him at the airport you can believe that they sent him away with three victoria secret models.

C-MNOP:

She did say Air Canada pilot. For the past 12 months, I've done nothing but beach layovers. Occasionally, the flight attendants layover with us. I have yet to layover with a Victoria Secret model; either they are guys or friends of my mother.

E-Flyer · Post by **E-Flyer** » Sat Jan 03, 2009 10:47 am

C23flyer wrote:Why wouldn't you want to be with someone with at least average intelligence, and an ability to include a woman in their life?

Lol !

Why don't you want to meet Air Transat Pilot's, are you telling me that hearing french noises in your ears when you're making love isn't romantic enough?

Embraer190 · Post by **Embraer190** » Sat Jan 03, 2009 1:44 pm

I know a few guys who are available, but they each have about 3 alimonies their working on, so don't expect any nice gifts.

Embraer190 · Post by **Embraer190** » Sat Jan 03, 2009 1:45 pm

Man this is a weird topic.

swordfish · Post by **swordfish** » Sat Jan 03, 2009 6:35 pm

I'm a single Air Canada pilot and have always wondered where to go in order to meet nice girls.

First you gotta find where gate 32 is yourself....

Martin Tamme · Post by **Martin Tamme** » Sat Jan 03, 2009 6:47 pm

So that's it? They are all hanging around Gate 32?

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