Flying Princess!

[T/A for life]

Has anyone seen superior's new pink navajet?
Who wouldn't wanna ride on a pink ho?
Great marketing gimic, just feel bad for the boys who are gonna get razzed

[Just another canuck]

It's a beautiful Ho...

BTW, it's supposed to be purple.

Just in case.

[Wburns]

Thanks alot J.
Cats out of the bag now!

[T/A for life]

cant deny the inevatable, was gonna happen some time

[ScudRunner]

Pictures ?? Lets see this Ho!

[spinjob]

Ladies and Gentlemen, Introducing Barbie the Ho!!!!!

[SkyWolfe]

That was made for me

Wasn't it?

Wolfie

[Doc]

When I'm in YRL, I get my 'ho's in the Snake Pit!

[The Old Fogducker]

Yup, she's a nice little 'ho all tarted up. She's looking all fresh & pretty right now. A regular class act bit of eye candy. Give her a few weeks of humping her way from gravel strip to gravel strip in the north, and she'll be just like all the rest of those old broken down northern 'hos that leak lubricants from their loose bottom ends except she will look a little younger..... for awhile.

After being subjected to those "accepted northern maintenance practices," before too long, she will become a dirty little 'ho ready to do anything, absolutely anything to make some money to feed her gas guzzling habit. Just whip it out, and show her a semi-rigid gas hose, and she'll open her tank for anybody that can pay. She'll even take it in the oil spout for some Aeroshell.

Her road to hell will start with some basic value compromises like taking off "just a little heavy" and the little 'ho will justify it by saying to herself, "I'm only overweight due to gas. Its not overweight if the extra is in gas. I could see it being overweight if I was overweight with a load before my main man pimp put on some gas, and then took me for a smooth ride while wearing his pink fur hat."

Then it will progress to breaches of moral ethics like "I'm already overdue for an inspection, but there is a contract up north that's good for almost 30 hours, and it starts tomorrow out of Baker Lake."

Before you know it, ..... to her disgust, she's called upon to something she said she'd never, ever do. She's up in the Territories handling multiple dripping loads of hot meat from one Caribou hunter after the other as they line up, hot meat in hand, ready to to put it in her belly even though she said she didn't want to. Too many times, they just flop their gooey stuff into her until she can't take any more. Then as a final indignity, she is slammed around as she takes off from an esker.

Her life of being a pink pansy princess flown by courteous, well groomed young men who wear nice cologne and phone their mothers every night is well and truly over. She can't even remember when she was washed last. She has developed a funny smell and has some kind of crust growing on her bottom. People look at her like she is some kind of scum.

Before you know it, she's just a 'ho like any other northern broken down, leaking, wheezing, smelly 'ho with wrinkled skin on her belly.

Sad, very, very sad.

Fog

[Just another canuck]

Wait, are we still talking about an airplane?

[Prairie Chicken]

Fog, I knew you'd been quiet for too long!

[Just another canuck]

Thank you very much for the laugh Fog... it is no exaggeration to say I am sitting alone at my computer literally Laughing Out Loud!!!

[flyinthebug]

Ahhh Fog. Eloquently written tale.. too bad its non-fiction.
Always look for your input ol friend!
Cheers

[The Old Fogducker]

So, what's so funny?

Keep moving along ... there's nothing to see here.

Thanks everyone,
Fog

[jamesbay]

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAA , beautiful.

[Siddley Hawker]

Christ, this thread is starting to sound like a country & western song.

[2R]

Purple is a good colour for a dinosaur ,so why not call it BARNEY

[200hr Wonder]

This just in, a Princess crew shot....

[Just another canuck]

This just in, a Princess crew shot....

Actually, I think that's a pic of a Seneca grad party... nothing out of the ordinary there.

Purple is a good colour for a dinosaur ,so why not call it BARNEY

Not a bad idea...

[pilotman15]

Actually, I think that's a pic of a Seneca grad party... nothing out of the ordinary there.

just made my laugh out loud hysterically

[The Old Fogducker]

Yes, those are the first crews to be assigned PIC and F/O duties on that sweet little 'ho that wears too much makeup.

Those healthy young men look like they would be in regular telephone contact with their mothers discussing recipes, feelings, feet soaking, and various brands of toenail trimmers.

No doubt their after hours favourite sport to maintain peak pilot physical fitness is Greek Style Olympic Wrestling on a silk sheet over a rubber mattress cover, while covered in in Mazola Oil. I guess its all about the grappling, verbal grunting sounds, leg locks, and submission holds.

Since accuracy in each and every one of my posts is always strived for, I use the full resources of the internet to act as a force multiplier for my words. So, while Googling for some "solid research references" in support of this post, I discovered that my sporting interests are well covered at this link. http://www.spike.com/blog/top-10-sexiest/67806

I must say, although shocking in content, I found the videos to be especially worthy of watching.

Fog

[. ._]

Actually, boys, I thought the colour was fuschia, or maybe magenta.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fuchsia_(color)




And I still think us heteros should take back the colour pink and the rainbow from the gays who stole them from us.

PINK AND RAINBOW POWER FOR HETEROS TOO!

-istp

[Uncle Leo]

He went with Pink because "BRUTAL" isn't a colour.