Epic Bachelor Party

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Epic Bachelor Party

Post by niss »

Well, a good buddy of mine is getting married come late august. I am the best man and as such I need to plan an epic Bachelor party.

What are the high points of the best parties you went to and what were the lows of the worst (so I know what to avoid)?

Yes there will be lots of booze & strippers....

I am thinking of some sort of crazy cross city scavenger hunt as well i.e drink 5 specific drinks from 5 specific bars, etc.
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Re: Epic Bachelor Party

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Invite all of Avcanada. There will be major fights and great entertainment.
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As long as there is a lesbian stripper show, it will be remembered as an epic bachelor party.

Oh, and having a hooker on site to give blow jobs in the back room is memorable too. Tacky, but memorable.

My $0.02.

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Pizza, the principle bachelor foodstuff. Plenty of it. Preferably Dominos.
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GQ had a guide to throwing a classy and epic bachelors party in one of their most recent issues.. maybe check it online. seemed like some rad ideas to me.

Avoid going to a strip club... Bring them to you.. WAY more memorable ;)
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I suppose nasty strippers might help your friend appreciate what he's marrying... yuck.

We played paintball and went bowling before having a nice dinner for my party, and I don't feel like I missed anything. Call me a prude, but it was fun!
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The most bizarre thing I've ever heard of ...

A friend of mine hired two lesbian "working girls" to
put on a live show - complete with toys - at his
son-in-law's bachelor party.

I couldn't be there - too bad!
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a friend had 2 performers at his and they had him slap on a headgear contraption with "large attachments" and he had to do the work... a lot more work than you'd think.
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Paintball, BBQ, Videogame/drinking tournament (damn MarioKart), Strippers, strippers, strippers, bars (two girls showed off their .... girls.... for free), and good long nap afterwards... Didn't pay a cent.
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Just go down to Tijuana and let it happen naturally.
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Re: Epic Bachelor Party

Post by brokenwing »

EPIC!... there is only one possible situation that comes to mind for a bachelor party... Hire Tucker Max as your bachelor party planner, let him host the evening. but if money is an object, I'd probly drive to niagra, hit up the casino maybe throw in a scavenger hunt type pub putt then relax at sundowners or seductions for a few pints and then go back to the hotel for the "private show"..... tucker max would be waaay cooler tho.
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