Impossible Aviation Tool

[b1ngnx33]

The impossible absolute perfect pure Aviation tool all in one.

Can fit any nut, socket in any space or dimensional limits.

Must be able to tolerate 0 kelvin to infinite kelvin degrees.

Must be able to do NDT, radiographic analysis, and nanoscale or smaller sensor implants.

Must be able to interact with human hands.

Must be able to go around corners, multiple times.

Must be able to torque from 0 to infinite inch/mm lbs.

Self-calibration Systems to make sure it can diagnose itself on the fly.

Self-repair system to make sure the tool lasts forever.

Self-power maintenance system because replacing batteries takes too much time.

Must be portable, and weigh under 2 lbs.

Must have anti-gravity field generators to lift aircraft without jacks.

Must have backup anti-gravity field gens to make sure the a/c doesn't fall due to failure.

Must have anti-thief security systems to make sure f****g noobs don't borrow and forget again.

Must have multi-hex, multi-transfiguration magnetic allow heads to fit stripped nuts, screws.

Must be able to scan the entire plane/helicopter in 0.00001 seconds, perfectly.
Only take apart what is necessary.

Must be able to diagnose, locate, and tell the human monkey where to go.

Must have rubber regeneration modules to replace or completely overhaul rubber tires.

Must be able to grease with multi-configurable pico-grease.

Must have multiple camera inputs/outputs to do visuals on any part as necessary.

Must be able to do one man rivets with gravity induced rivet forming systems.

Must have vacuum systems to clean that dirt that just loves to live on planes.

Must be able to access any wired/wireless internet for work-related searches only, maybe.

Must be able to prime with nano and future pico technology. Gold-titanium-diamond alloys.

Must be able to form, deform all metals with EM Sound induced technology.

Must be able to operate in zero gravity, high radiation environments.

Must be able to self-destruct to avoid enemy capture/enemy reverse engineering.

Must be able to repair the plane on its own if human monkey cannot figure it out.

Must have FTL technology to make repair times "instant".

Must make lots of documentation to impress TC or the FAA or whatever. Governments like paper.

Must have paper-generator so a human can sign off on the work, at the moment.

Must have the ability to erase all "swearing" as human monkey works on the a/c.

Must have the ability to diagnose/repair avionics with "magic".

Okay, I'm done for now.

Add anything you want to the perfect aviation tool.

Everyone knows that performing miracles is just part of the job.

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I don't fly anywhere without mine! It is ABSOLUTELY ESSENTIAL to have one of these when flying!

-istp

[xsbank]

I am the ultimate aviation tool.

[Lurch]

I am the ultimate aviation tool.

Oh your a tool alright, but I think you'll have a fight for the biggest tool on the site

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I am the ultimate aviation tool.

Oh your a tool alright, but I think you'll have a fight for the biggest tool on the site

This thread has the potential to be the greatest EVER!

-istp

[xsbank]

Kaching!