<groan>
Boy does that remind me of a story, NOPE not the IFR part, but the DOLLIE part...
Bought one of those for a joke at a guy's retirement dinner.... sheesh, we didn't know it was in a fancy restaurant.... dang! But, we propped her up on the leather sofa by the big stone fireplace... There were lotsa fire people there, so she didn't stand out too bad in her yellow and green Nomex.......
Okayy, almost time to whisk her in to the big dinner hall, to interrupt the sappy goodbye speech.... and she was deflating! She was sliding down the sofa, ohh, grab her QUICK, before any of these rich people SEE her...
I leaped over (I was younger then), grabbed the Deflat-O-Doll, and hid down behind the couch, frantically pulling up her Nomex to try to er, uhm, get her back to normal.... and who peers over the back of the couch but the head waiter guy..... obviously IMPRESSED as HELL..... <groan again>.....
I can still see his face.... eyes bugging out of his head!
He tried to throw us out but we begged and pleaded, got her blown up, crashed the dinner, then headed for the bar.....
and Yeah, I KNOW, I hijacked the IFR part........
Just wanted you to know, pilots ARE dedicated (sometimes).........
