AVCANADA Exclusive: All About Hazatude

hazatude · Post by **hazatude** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 6:54 pm

I am letting you all into my soul.

I am 35 years old born and raised in Hamilton but conceived in sunny Mexico. My Father is from here:

http://www.sky-america.com/archive/pa20 ... 3/059.html

I have been working linecrew at YHM since 1997. I really love people and that's why I'm still there. I'm a customer service specialist

Here is the car that I pick up chicks in:

I have a dog named Beaver:

These are the contents of my pockets everyday at work:

I had early aspirations of becoming an Aquanaught:

Here is my computer desktop:

A typical day at work between the months of October to May:

I graduated from Sherwood in Hamilton:

Well if anyone has any questions about me please feel free to ask. I will answer any and all questions truthfully and without shame. I love you all that much.

mental vomit · Post by **mental vomit** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 7:10 pm

Thanks man...you....

touched....me...

hazatude · Post by **hazatude** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 7:12 pm

mental vomit wrote:Thanks man...you.... touched....me...

You've got no proof of that that will stand up in a court of law!

mental vomit · Post by **mental vomit** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 7:20 pm

In all honesty, your candor on this board is most refreshing.

zaac · Post by **zaac** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 7:40 pm

It sucks that the Ti-Cats only win in '03 was against the Riders. Riders owned them in '04 though. Should have won the cup I say.

No Conflict · Post by **No Conflict** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 8:36 pm

Haz, that's really nice.... U drunk again?

capt. · Post by **capt.** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 9:13 am

well man you got waaaaaaaaaaay to much time on your hands here.

my describtion on ya based on your pictures.
1. your car is a crapper, so you most certainly are in aviation.
2. do have a cute dog, cool name.
3. HAHA, nice watch. I see the money purse there and am now trying to figure out if your gay or just not comfortable with your sexuality.
4. again, your cell looks cheap, proving the aviation theory.
5. Nice hair in the grad pic, but aren't you bald now, what happened?

anyway happy flights guys

hazatude · Post by **hazatude** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 9:58 am

capt. wrote:well man you got waaaaaaaaaaay to much time on your hands here.

my describtion on ya based on your pictures.
1. your car is a crapper, so you most certainly are in aviation. - It's better than the 9mpg pick up I used to drive

2. do have a cute dog, cool name. - Named after the Canadian coloquial for vagina and NOT the aquatic bucktoother rodent

3. HAHA, nice watch. I see the money purse there and am now trying to figure out if your gay or just not comfortable with your sexuality. - I'm not a pilot so by default I am straight. The watch is a Marathon that I paid dearly for. US military issue that is made in Markham but I had to order that one from England

4. again, your cell looks cheap, proving the aviation theory. - It's a Samsung!

5. Nice hair in the grad pic, but aren't you bald now, what happened? - Life happened

anyway happy flights guys

Happy flights to you also kind sir.

water wings · Post by **water wings** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 11:12 am

haz...i can't explain why i feel the need to respond to your posts. Nor can i explain the way my hand forms a claw and uncontrolably types away while my brain says "no, noooo, don't talk to it!"...i guess it's the same reason i look at an accident no matter how much i know i shouldn't. We all love carnage. I just can't look away from you, Haz. It makes me ill.

by the way, as long as the car runs, it's all good. I myself was the 5 year owner of a hyundai pony that disliked rain and humidity and excessive heat.
bah..what am i doing? i'm talking to it...noooooooooooo....run away, run away!!!!!

Yoyoma · Post by **Yoyoma** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 11:57 am

water wings wrote:"no, noooo, don't talk to it!"...

lol

w squared · Post by **w squared** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 12:29 pm

Maybe it's just me becoming acclimatized, but I'm finding your posts less annoying than they were intially. I guess it's the same thing as wearing a cheap headset...eventually, you'l stop noticing the noise.

TTail · Post by **TTail** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 1:13 pm

I like your aqua-helmet

hazatude · Post by **hazatude** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 4:22 pm

There's a cheap headset built-in to my aqua helmet. That way I can talk to bathtub tower when I'm on final aqua-approach.

w squared · Post by **w squared** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 5:10 pm

See...I'm starting to mind those posts less and less. I only had to spend 5 minutes hitting the heavy bag after reading that one.

hazatude · Post by **hazatude** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 5:38 pm

w squared wrote:See...I'm starting to mind those posts less and less. I only had to spend 5 minutes hitting the heavy bag after reading that one.

You shouldn't be so hard on your wife

not_a_chance · Post by **not_a_chance** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 7:50 pm

"Weight 110"... is that pounds or kilos?

hazatude · Post by **hazatude** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 9:10 pm

not_a_chance wrote:"Weight 110"... is that pounds or kilos?

Killos

But it's all muscle and cock.

northmansx · Post by **northmansx** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 9:17 pm

hazatude, for the past two months i have been checking on the skyward thread a few times a day just to see who was going to slam who, but now i find myself checking on the stupid shit you post. keep up the good work.

hazatude · Post by **hazatude** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 9:22 pm

I am trying to bring back the fraternity in aviation one pilot at a time.

5x5 · Post by **5x5** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 9:31 pm

Dammit Hazatude - I told you not to post naked pictures of yourself on the Internet - and you said it was already in the works - and now here it is. Arggghhh!!

hazatude · Post by **hazatude** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 12:04 am

5x5 I know who you are...

Release yourself from the corrupt aviation mongers and join me on my crusade!

. ._ · Post by **. ._** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 1:37 pm

Why the @#$! did I look at this thread again?

No Conflict · Post by **No Conflict** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 3:01 pm

Istp:

You're drawn like a fly into the light. You know you shouldn't, but you just can't help yourself..

w squared · Post by **w squared** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 3:27 pm

Like water wings said, it's like a grisly traffic accident. you don't want to look, but you just can't help yourself.

Hey, let's turn this thread into a list of things that have the same effect as Hazatude...things that you know are going to give you nightmares, but you can't stop yourself from looking. I'll start:

-A fat girl bending over while wearing a short skirt and a thong

PA31 Driver · Post by **PA31 Driver** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 6:13 pm

No Conflict wrote:Haz, that's really nice.... U drunk again?

That's too FUNNY !!!!