Anyways, I put considerable thought into my topic for Post 9000.
The appropriate amount of posterity was required. Not quite as much
as was in my face as when I loaded Mikey in the Pitts, but ...
My first idea was a dissertation on Women & Porn. A
fascinating (and internet relevant!) topic as to why men are so captivated
by porn, and women are almost always revulsed by it.
One way I like to amuse myself is to have my gf read the titles and
summaries of the pay-per-view porn movies available on the Bell
satellite dish - channels 750+. The incongruous combination of ludicrious
attempts at porn plot, and her obvious distaste, can always make me
laugh out loud. Have your SO do it, and see for yourself. Maybe you
should wait until the kids go to bed, though, unless you want them to
grow up as warped as mine did.
Another fantastic idea suggested to me for Post 9000 was a graphic novel
entitled "AvCan Moderator Orgy", but alas, I lack any noticeable
artistic drawing skills. And, some might say, literary ability. Too bad - I
think we would have had a winner there, if we had been staffed with
adequate resources.
Then it hit me, like a wet, eight pound Halibut across the bare buttocks -
something that every reader on AvCan enjoys without exception, is when
I post pictures of me, my family and friends having fun with airplanes. And
cars. And boats. And motorcycles. And potato guns. Truth be known, we
have more fun than any 10 people you know
Enjoy!
Update: My ISP cried uncle. For photos click on:
viewtopic.php?f=49&t=69719
Here's a last one for ya:
, now to read it. Wow don't I feel special.
