RANT WARNING: If you are easily offended stop reading now !
Things about ME IFR flight training that just make my head explode (in no particular order);
1) Stupidly long complicated FTU checklists. The current winner is Kawartha flight Centre. Their Seneca 1 checklist requires 147
2) IFR instructing's fetish with holds. In the real world a hold is an admission of failure. I say failure because going around in circles is pure waste when the aircraft is being billed by the mile (the norm for charter ops). The ideal solution when been given a hold clearance is to adjust the speed so that your arrival over the holding point coincides with what you estimate will be your EFC time and will obviously be situation dependent. As for IFR trainings fascination with complicated short notice hold entries. Well guess what there are two kinds of real world holds "hold as published" or a hold clearance where the in bound track is the same as the direct track to the station. ATC has no desire to screw you up with some bizarro hold entry, especially when you are close to the holding point. As for entries; well the only thing that really matters is that you hold on the right side of the fix and stay in protected airspace. I remember overhearing one IFR training debrief. The instructor told the student he had "failed" the VOR hold because he had done an offset entry, when he was 8 degrees in the parallel sector
3) The idea that "real" IFR pilots don't use the GPS. Most IFR trainers have a GPS now and it's use should be incorporated into every flight. In particular you should never be doing any NDB tracking without having the NDB set as the waypoint in order to get distance information and using the map function to maintain situational awareness is a key real world skill that should treated as a foundation training requirement
4) The plate briefing as a "short story". There seems to be a propensity in FTU's' to have a huge elaborate protocol for plate briefings with arcane mnemonics and much ritual. The problem is the only reasons this can be made to work is because in the training environment after you have practiced the same 2 approaches to the same 2 or 3 airports 15 times in the sim you have basically memorized everything and can rattle it all off with out even looking at the plate. OK if you never want to fly to any other airports but you will find that the first time you try to fly to a strange airport you will waste so much time on the briefing you will probably screw up the approach. I prefer the real world single pilot brief. 50 miles from the airport while you are cruising along on autopilot, study the plate for the gotchya's, like all the little notes on the side and any weird circling procedures, missed approach procedures etc. When the approach is confirmed rebrief the killer items to yourself (eg for an ILS):
- I am looking at the right plate
- how am I getting to the approach
- what is the inbound track (so the track bar is properly set)
- what is the GP check altitude
- what is DH
- what is the first leg an altitude of the MAP
Done right this will take 15 seconds and put all the important information in the front of the brain
5) That enduring piece of FTU folk lore "on an ILS take the timing from the FAF in case the Glide Path fails so you can continue on the Loc only approach" IMO this is stupid for 3 reasons
a) There is basically no way for the ground station to have a unexpected GP failure and still have a useable localizer. The most likely cause will be a power failure at the airport in which case the localizer will also obviously not be working
b) If the glideslope has failed in the aircraft what is to say that the localizer is still working or in fact is this the first indication of a bigger problem? In any case the airspace between the FAF and the DH is not the place to be trouble shooting an aircraft problem
c) a central flight safety principal is you fly the approach which you have planned and briefed
IMO the only acceptable action in the event of a GP failure is to initiate a missed approach.
6) Schools that won't teach IFR in actual IFR conditions. This is silly at so many levels that words fail me
7) Why students accept instructors who have no actual line flying experience and in many cases have only just got an IFR rating themselves. There are schools that have instructors who have real world experience, so it is a mystery to me why all the students don't flock to them, especially because in most cases it doesn't cost any more to fly with a veteran instructor.
WHEW I feel much better......OH OH I feel like a seal pup who sees the masts of the Newfoundland sealing ship approaching.....time to duck and cover




