Ok. I'm looking for an Aviatrix.

hazatude · Post by **hazatude** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 3:24 pm

You got it. A pilot chick. I've been hot for them for years now and have yet to land any that would have me. I have worked with a few and have lusted after each and every one.

I know that this is not a dating service and I am prepared to be flamed for my despiration, but the fact remains... I want to meet a nice girl who happens to fly airplanes.

-Haza

KAG · Post by **KAG** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 3:29 pm

And flamed you'll shal get...

try the local flight school...you could play the "experienced" pilot routine, that should be good for a date or two...

just another pilot · Post by **just another pilot** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 3:31 pm

hazatude · Post by **hazatude** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 3:33 pm

They have to accept the fact that I am not nor ever will be a pilot. No head games either. I'm a straight shooter.

No Conflict · Post by **No Conflict** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 3:35 pm

you WANT to date a PILOT??? HAHAHA.... I've got a few ex's that would let you know what that's like...

Seriously, I do not know any free female pilots, but I will definitely keep my eyes open for ya....

hazatude · Post by **hazatude** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 3:40 pm

Thanks NC.

spoiler · Post by **spoiler** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 4:55 pm

lmfao

. . · Post by **. .** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 4:58 pm

i'd suggest a nurse, doctor or lawyer. At least they'll be able to lavish you in expensive gifts. You'll be buying the KD if you want a pilot. Try a PM to captain sweet n juicy. Might hit paydirt on that one.

KAG · Post by **KAG** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 5:12 pm

Haza...
Here's alink that will help you get your game on...
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/simgame.shtml

Cheers.

hazatude · Post by **hazatude** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 5:15 pm

Simgirl is a classic.

Do the Flying 99'ers or whatever have a website?

. . · Post by **. .** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 5:35 pm

just google women in aviation canada.

Cat Driver · Post by **Cat Driver** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 5:51 pm

Hmmm.. I've done some weird things with women but never googled one.

How do you google one?

Is it done standing up or lying down?

. . · Post by **. .** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 6:09 pm

whatever suits you cat. usually sitting down for me.

No Conflict · Post by **No Conflict** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 6:42 pm

Cat Driver wrote:Hmmm.. I've done some weird things with women but never googled one.

How do you google one?

Is it done standing up or lying down?

Lovin' it!!!!

TG · Post by TG » Wed Apr 13, 2005 7:09 pm

Haz (vote for him), If no joy with female pilots I'll suggest a quick look at the Hamilton tower, I've heard a sexy voice here....

I wonder what was behind it.

hazatude · Post by **hazatude** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 3:10 am

I've allready made an idiot of myself with the one from the tower.

No Conflict · Post by **No Conflict** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 4:50 am

Where you running around naked in the restricted area again??

desksgo · Post by **desksgo** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 5:14 am

I think that Hamilton is going to see a record number of restraining orders issued in the next year.

TG · Post by TG » Thu Apr 14, 2005 6:20 am

hazatude wrote:I've allready made an idiot of myself with the one from the tower.

Time to invest on a type rating.
http://www.doubleyourdating.com/

bandaid · Post by **bandaid** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 9:47 am

Cat Driver wrote:Hmmm.. I've done some weird things with women but never googled one.

How do you google one?

Is it done standing up or lying down?

At your age . I would recommend that you do it laying down with viagra on an iv drip.

Cat Driver · Post by **Cat Driver** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 6:09 pm

Bandaid :

You of all people should understand that getting and keeping a hardon is exactly like anyother physical function, with daily exercise and use the guided muscle is exactly like any other part the more you use it the longer it lasts...

Cat

desksgo · Post by **desksgo** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 6:21 pm

Everyone who's uncomfortable, please stand up

hazatude · Post by **hazatude** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 7:05 pm

My thread has been threadjacked!

w squared · Post by **w squared** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 7:12 pm

Maybe if you had a woman, there's be less jacking going on, Haz.

hazatude · Post by **hazatude** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 7:24 pm

You've got a point. Can you lend me $30 'til payday?