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Post by Hot Carl »

What is town like? Can anyone get me a flying job? Teabagging opportunities? Thanks.......
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Any Moderator want to remove this dumb troll :smt018
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Post by RFN »

Wait! I want to hear how he got his name!!
Do you use cellophane or do you prefer au naturelle?
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Post by bizjet_mania »

you want a flying job? Take a number and get in line.... now servine #18,700.
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Post by ScudRunner »

Ya sure I can get you a flying job, No problem send me a check payable to "Scuds Beer Fund" for only one easy payment of $5000. The only Catch is you have to work dispatch aswell
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Post by scotothedoublet »

RFN

I think you're confusing the Hot Carl with the Cincinatti Hotplate.

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Post by wollypilot »

Red Lake can be good. Pretty good teabagging possibilities but actually far more donkey punch chances. It is what you make of if.

Cheers, wp. 8)
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Post by yok driver »

Hey wollypilot you forgot about the dirty sanchez, and just like Pickle Lake if you are gonna kick it, you gotta kick it old school.
Cheers, The Driver :wink:
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Post by flyinhigh »

well I don't know about all that stuff but I can tell you that the cleveland steamer will come up...........
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Post by rightseatwonder »

you guys need to keep up with the new trends.....dirty sanchez and cleavland steamers are old school.....

...now if you can tell me what a "tony Danza" is...well then we can trade notes!
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hence what yok driver said, kickin it old school
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Who's your housekeeper, baby!!
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Post by Cap'n P8 »

2. The Tony Danza
Similar to the "donkey punch" where a sharp blow is delivered to the back of a woman's head during anal intercourse to relax the anus but at the moment of impact the phrase "Who's The BOSS??" is yelled.
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Re: Red Lake

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Hot Carl wrote:What is town like? Can anyone get me a flying job? Teabagging opportunities? Thanks.......
I think the folks up in Red Lake prefer coffee over tea...however, there may be opportunities as a secretary in which duties include a 'Protor' coffee maker with the capucino option.

Good luck with your search.
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Post by jimdandy »

He BD, how many people got on with H&L below the normal mins this year?
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Post by flyinhigh »

only the ones that past the baggin challenge..
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Post by pencilneck »

Could you get in @ H&L if you can do a Danza well? Do hours matter anymore? What about the donkey punch? I don't know what it is but maybe I should learn.
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Post by ... »

jimdandy wrote:He BD, how many people got on with H&L below the normal mins this year?
Including myself...28 pilots.

Rumour has it...some of the new candidates don't even have a recreation license. I'd look into it if I were you. You may have a case.

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Post by tater salad »

well mister BD,
I gave it a shot and well I even tried did the dirty sanchez, with the donkey punch and nothing, you guys suck.
you'll hire hot chicks and not me.
whats up........
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Who applies to work in lost luggage, thats like cleaning portapotties, your just going to catch crap all day.
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Post by BusDriver »

Hey Hot Carl. Not sure if you can get all the tea-bagging you would like up here, but there are enough natives here to get gummer every night!
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tater salad wrote:well mister BD,
I gave it a shot and well I even tried did the dirty sanchez, with the donkey punch and nothing, you guys suck.
you'll hire hot chicks and not me.
whats up........
Funny...I know plenty of guys that work there...Not a looker in the bunch. You must be one ugly guy or one really bad interview.
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Post by BusDriver »

HOT CARL, Where did you go? I have a job for you, Part time- F/O on my C-152, and full time FELCHER!!!! Interested?
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Post by tater salad »

well, part-time f/o I'll take that, but the felcher gig. well you'll have to teach me the magic way thatcha like....
as for carl, he ain't nothin compared to me
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Post by BusDriver »

If you don't have the Felching experience, you will have to pay for your training.....only 30G's.
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Post by capt. »

only 30G's to learn to felch, damn I got ripped right the hell off, I paid 50Gs last week in pickle lake.
now if I pay you the 30 G's will you teach me the dirty sanchez as well
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