Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z1QDHQAm3rA woman died from a heart attack caused by shock after waking up to discover she had been declared dead - and was being prepared for burial.
As mourning relatives filed past her open coffin the supposedly dead woman suddenly woke up and started screaming as she realised where she was.
Fagilyu Mukhametzyanov, 49, had been wrongly declared deceased by doctors but died for real after hearing mourners saying prayers for her soul to be taken up to heaven in Kazan, Russia.
In Soviet Russia.......
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In Soviet Russia.......
.....I'm at a loss here:
She’s built like a Steakhouse, but she handles like a Bistro.
Let's kick the tires, and light the fires.... SHIT! FIRE! EMERGENCY CHECKLIST!
Let's kick the tires, and light the fires.... SHIT! FIRE! EMERGENCY CHECKLIST!
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Well, I'm no Yakov Smirnoff but...niss wrote:.....I'm at a loss here:
In America, you bury coffin... in Soviet Russia, coffin bury you!
Geez did I say that....? Or just think it....?
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Sorry Niss, but I think this story has more balls"
http://web.orange.co.uk/article/quirkie ... _sex_slave
Hairdresser used robber as sex slave
Olga Zajac /Europics
A Russian man who tried to rob a hairdresser at gunpoint ended up a victim when she allegedly beat him senseless, tied him up naked and used him as a sex slave for three days.
Viktor Jasinski, 32, had gone to the salon in Meshchovsk, Russia, with the intention of robbing it.
But after demanding the day's takings he instead found himself overcome by black belt karate owner Olga Zajac, 28, who floored him with a kick and then tied him up with a hair dryer cable.
The blonde then took him into a back room and stripped him naked, using him as a sex slave for three days to "teach him a lesson", police say.
She eventually let him go, telling him: "Get out of my sight."
Victor first went to the hospital to treat his swollen testicles and then to the police where he explained he had been held hostage in a back room at the hairdressers, chained up naked with pink fluffy handcuffs to a radiator - and fed nothing but Viagra.
When police arrived to question Zajac, she reportedly said: "What a b*****d. Yes, we had sex a couple of times. But I bought him new jeans, gave him food and even gave him 1,000 roubles (around £30) when he left."
They were both arrested.
http://web.orange.co.uk/article/quirkie ... _sex_slave
Hairdresser used robber as sex slave
Olga Zajac /Europics
A Russian man who tried to rob a hairdresser at gunpoint ended up a victim when she allegedly beat him senseless, tied him up naked and used him as a sex slave for three days.
Viktor Jasinski, 32, had gone to the salon in Meshchovsk, Russia, with the intention of robbing it.
But after demanding the day's takings he instead found himself overcome by black belt karate owner Olga Zajac, 28, who floored him with a kick and then tied him up with a hair dryer cable.
The blonde then took him into a back room and stripped him naked, using him as a sex slave for three days to "teach him a lesson", police say.
She eventually let him go, telling him: "Get out of my sight."
Victor first went to the hospital to treat his swollen testicles and then to the police where he explained he had been held hostage in a back room at the hairdressers, chained up naked with pink fluffy handcuffs to a radiator - and fed nothing but Viagra.
When police arrived to question Zajac, she reportedly said: "What a b*****d. Yes, we had sex a couple of times. But I bought him new jeans, gave him food and even gave him 1,000 roubles (around £30) when he left."
They were both arrested.
bmc
Re: In Soviet Russia.......
I can only conclude that robbing beauty salons in Russia is dangerous and possibly ... an adventure!
