RL84

[toelessjoe]

Dear RL84;

This is very difficult for me to say so I’m just going to come right out and say it....I think we need to see other fires/birddogs.

Let’s face it, when we first hooked up it was new, exciting, and just dangerous enough to stir our passions. You were just a 40 hectare fire looking for a good time; I was just a humble BE90 who knew I couldn’t contain your spirit, your need to break free. And now look at us, me just going around in (right hand) circles; you having let yourself go to almost 40,000 hectares; neither of us really putting any effort into our relationship. And let’s be honest, I’ve heard you flirting with other birddogs. And what’s with all the helicopters? You say you’re just friends, but really, I don’t know. Always coming & going, all hours of the day. It makes me sooo ANGRY when they keep buzzing around your flanks like horny blenders I just want to yell “DON’T YOU DARE TOUCH HER THERE!! HER SPOTFIRES ARE MINE & MINE ONLY!!”

Baby I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to be jealous. I just sometimes feel your being distant, like it seems to be such an effort to get through to you. It’s like you’ve put up a smokescreen to hide your true self. It’s for this reason I think we should take a break. It’s not you, it’s me. No wait, it’s you. Be-otch.

- BD151

[Top_Gun]

+1

[Probes Down]

Hilarious

I'm sure we will see her again today!

[High and Behind]

If RL 84 doesn't treat you right you could always hop over the border to MB for a piece of strange at FR 50. We've been heating her up and cooling her down for days now and she just begs for more. And she'll take anything choppers, SEATs, ducks AND Birddogs......ohhhhhhow she loves it doggystyle......
Every once in a while I'll do left turns just to keep her guessing and then slap her flank with a double salvo.



High and Behind

[toelessjoe]

If RL 84 doesn't treat you right you could always hop over the border to MB for a piece of strange at FR 50. We've been heating her up and cooling her down for days now and she just begs for more. And she'll take anything choppers, SEATs, ducks AND Birddogs......ohhhhhhow she loves it doggystyle......
Every once in a while I'll do left turns just to keep her guessing and then slap her flank with a double salvo.



High and Behind

Well played sir. When your done over there swing over to Dryden for a visit. And bring a coke zero to replace the one that just went flying out my nose.

- Toeless

[North Shore]

Ahh, no thanks - we had a peek over your side of the line this afternoon..a whole lot of smoke and action..

[iflyforpie]

We decided to quit forest fires in BC this year...

[CLguy]

I sure wish someone would give Red Lk #85 the spanking she deserves! We handed out some serious discipline on 5 new ones the last 2 days and we shouldn't be hearing any back talk from them.

[High and Behind]

Hey Toeless;

Don't listen to North Shore there, I haven't given him a bullseye yet this year so he's doing remedial training on Microsoft Flight
Sim 98 trying to restore his glass ego......lol (Sorry NS ...just had to ).

I'd be glad to come over there and replace the Cola you vented out your sinuses. I'll even bring the rum to go with it. We we're supposed to be in YQK to protect the Whiteshell over the long weekend but we couldn't get hotels there because of Harbour Fest in town. I was hoping to check a few of my old trap lines to see if I could catch a snow leopard or 2. They will have to go unchecked however as we're on Red in YWG.

High and Behind
BD-192... or BD-191 ... or is it BD-193......ohh shinney.............

[toelessjoe]

High & Behind I like where your head's at. Why are you guys in Winterpeg? I didn't realize the Manitoba government was using tankers to put out stolen car fires?

- Toeless.

[Big Pistons Forever]

We decided to quit forest fires in BC this year...

No shit......if BC didn't have bad weather, we wouldn't have any weather at all.

[High and Behind]

High & Behind I like where your head's at. Why are you guys in Winterpeg? I didn't realize the Manitoba government was using tankers to put out stolen car fires?

- Toeless.

Like I said we're here to protect the good people of the Whiteshell and Falcon Lake area from themselves and there run away habatchi. You never know when one of those bratwursts can get away on you so you better have Tanker support.
And don't even get me started on what those yahoo's in Kenora could be up to! Harbour Fest is on and all the Jearsy Shore wanna be's will be on Coney Island trying to light there Coppertone on fire thinking it will keep the bugs away.

So here we sit, bolt upright in the fully cocked position ready to launch.......................zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

H&B

[North Shore]

Actually, we have a shiny, new jet in the hangar in YWG and, just like the NHLers turned figure skaters on the CBC last year, H&B's group are closeted jetfags who are busy cosying up to management so that they get the next jet job. Meanwhile, the rest of us are actually at a real tankerbase - one with lots of radial engines, oil stains, and a bbq!

[Driving Rain]

all the Jearsy Shore wanna be's will be on Coney Island trying to light there Coppertone on fire thinking it will keep the bugs away.

Don't you mean Scotty Island Home of the infamous Smoke & Fish Derby for 12 glorious years (BYOB&D)

http://wikimapia.org/7777403/Scotty-Island

[High and Behind]

Ahh no I meant Coney... But Scotty's is a fine place to....Ahhhh "K" Town how long has it been??
Spent my paycheck at Haps Landing more than once.


And NS since your at a real tanker base why don't you just put that damn FR 50 out like you get paid to do.

" Announcing the departure of Tanker 252, 254, 253 and 257 to Fr 50. Please report to the departure gate for this, the one of many scheduled flights to put out a bunch of black spruce in a swamp. Please have your glasses on as you are all coming up 2 doors short of a full salvo bullseye."

RTB



H&B