When I was a kid twenty something years ago or more, there was a joke that some guys thought was funny.
Jokester: Wanna hear a joke?
Me: Sure.
Jokester: I fart, you choke.
To this day I don't get it.
Maybe I was just hanging around morons.

Maybe I still am. But I don't care. Sometimes morons can be hilarious. Just look at me!
-istp