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Aviation is like.....

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That one girl that you knew wasn't going to be good for ya but you just couldn't stay away until you got burned!
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Post by pogeypilot »

It's like shitting in your pants. It's alright while your at it, but it can leave you in an awful mess.
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Post by KAG »

...is that last drink at last call - seemed like a good idea at the time....
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Post by Mostly Harmless »

Fur sure, totally... gag me with a spoon.

(Hang head in shame at being old enough to remember that)
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Like wiping your ass with silk.

Feels good, but it's damned expensive.
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Post by loopy »

Like a favorite food that gives you the runs. You just can't leave it alone, and you're gonna suffer. :lol: fart
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Post by co-joe »

You could use the same analogy for pissing in your pants pogey :D, you even get that warm feeling at first, then you are left even colder than before, and well... crotch rot. cj
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Post by corn-shoot »

Simply put, a bitch that won't get off my back until she chokes off my air supply...and here I am at the bottom of it all:

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See here I am just trying to get a little piece of the cake and the big bitch of aviation comes crashing down upon me. Oh the humanity, yet, in some weird, sick, perverse way, it's a great feeling.
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Post by kalaynarb »

...these posts-pointless
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Post by muchacho »

Aviation is a wonderful and rewarding career ... I have had many hardships but I am proud to be a pilot. For those of you who complain and blame everything on Aviation ... Do yourself a favor and choose a different path, fly a desk and get a 9-5 job. If you come back, then you understand .... after all you dont know how great flying is until you leave it ... Like a great LOVER

My 2 Cents


p.s I am a mid timer with 3500TT and 1500Multi (low to some) and still running out of cash at the end of month, but I enjoy every second that I spend in an Airplane.
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Post by Bcn-In-Bnd »

muchacho,
I was having a bit of a laugh until you came along. :cry:
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Post by N2 »

Yeah really, what a kill-joy!
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Putting money into aviation is like wiping before you poop....it just don't make sense!
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Post by Thump »

Ignore him!!

Aviation is like a knock on the door from a one-night-stand of a couple of months ago...... sounded like a good idea at the time, too late to get out of it now
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Post by neiva »

I make muchacho words mine... you are so right man !!!

After being a long period of time whitout flying, I feel like a bird in a tight cage.

If you're flying, don't complain, remember that there is not jobs like it.
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The best job in the world. Also the worst career in the world.
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Post by Northern Flyer »

Flying is like your Left hand, it feels good for awhile (tight and young) but its no Paris Hilton.
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Post by puddlejumper »

... Herpes. It was fun gettin it, but in the end it just leaves you with an irritating burning sensation that won't go away.
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Post by BuddyJay »

...grabbing the bull by the horns, only to get the horns up zee butt :shock:
Learning from the horns up zee butt, only makes you watch your butt more :)
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Post by low n over »

......sex

hours of boredom followed by a few moments of shear terror.

I think I'm doing it wrong.
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Post by Northern Flyer »

Your doing it wrong
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