Funny PIREPS

Jeremy · Post by **Jeremy** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 6:35 am

UACN10 CYEG 171307
EG
UA /OV CYOJ /TM 1307 /FL000 /TP PILOT /RM
PILOT DRIVING BETWEEN CYOP AND CYOJ REPORTS 1/4 FG FOR MOST OF
ROUTE

Anyone else hear of amusing pireps?

v6g · Post by **v6g** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 6:53 am

"10% SLUSH 90% GOOSE SHIT"

nimbostratus · Post by **nimbostratus** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 7:18 am

"10% SLUSH 90% GOOSE SHIT"

It had to be from Masset or Nelson, BC!

J31 · Post by **J31** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 11:45 am

Years ago I saw a pirep from a high level B747 at FL370 ...........smoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooth!

HuD 91gt · Post by **HuD 91gt** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 12:13 pm

Around the time of the Stampede over Calgary reporting moderate turbulence
REMARKS It's like a rodeo up here

Edo · Post by **Edo** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 9:26 pm

I've never seen it but this would be the ultimate JBI report

NOTAM: all runways 100% compact snow/ ice, JBI u/s til apx 06Z Caution vehicle in ditch adjacent to rwnwy apx 50' from VASI rnwy 34

C-FABH · Post by **C-FABH** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 10:07 pm

One time I saw a "Funnel cloud visible off right wing" here in Ontario a few years back. Wish I saved it!

Airtids · Post by **Airtids** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 10:11 pm

nimbostratus wrote:
"10% SLUSH 90% GOOSE SHIT"

It had to be from Masset or Nelson, BC!

Nope. Easy 95% here today!

grimey · Post by **grimey** » Thu Oct 18, 2007 12:46 am

I've seen a sigmet or airmet that went something like "(wx type), coming and going, here and there, next 6 hours."

Expat · Post by **Expat** » Thu Oct 18, 2007 2:05 am

Altitude 12000 visibility nul 50% cloud, 50% rocks...

Northern Skies · Post by **Northern Skies** » Thu Oct 18, 2007 2:25 am

not a pirep, but from fss:

"......gabc roger runway 24, wind....... wind is.... the wind...... the wind is all over the place."

KMAC · Post by **KMAC** » Thu Oct 18, 2007 4:42 am

For the VFR route around Banff:

"Clouds in trees, take the bus."

Rem · Post by **Rem** » Thu Oct 18, 2007 6:57 am

"A Hawker on approach to Summer Beaver reports ceiling 200' overcast and visibility 3/4sm in fog"

For those who don't know Summer Beaver: kinda hard to justify knowing that considering there's no IFR approach there!

BTD · Post by **BTD** » Thu Oct 18, 2007 7:11 am

Could be on Departure.

. . · Post by **. .** » Thu Oct 18, 2007 9:57 am

BTD: hahaha obviously aren't familiar with NWO hawker operators.

Siddley Hawker · Post by **Siddley Hawker** » Thu Oct 18, 2007 1:02 pm

"Northwest 431 Chicago, how's yer ride?"

"Pretty rough, the Captain's eatin' lunch and just speared himself in the nose with his fork."

"Roger. Continental 277, how's yer ride?"

"Dunno, we ain't et yet."

SkyWolfe · Post by **SkyWolfe** » Thu Oct 18, 2007 4:19 pm

UACN01 CYKA 182202
VR
UUA /OV CYXX 045030 /TM 2202 /FLDURD /TP B737 /TB CONT MDT F200-SFC
/RM IB CYXX
PILOT STATES WORST RIDE HE EVER HAD

FSS · Post by **FSS** » Fri Oct 19, 2007 8:16 am

1963, YBR, OIC, (officer-in-charge) says, "we are not getting enough PIREPS, ask every pilot for one". Day is summer clear, asked pilot for pirep, "one small white puffy cloud north west", so I sent that out, hey, that what the idiot wanted!! Of course I could have worded it as SWPF, or Small White Puffey F---ker. As some one on here says, common sense ain't common any more.

El Comat · Post by **El Comat** » Fri Oct 19, 2007 9:44 am

"Leafs 4, Senators 3"

I can't remember if that was the exact score, but I know FSS was passing it along to everyone that wanted to know. I'm pretty sure it came out as an official pirep, does anyone in Ontario remember?? It was around 2003 or 2004 I think.

sigmet77 · Post by **sigmet77** » Fri Oct 19, 2007 10:43 am

It is so sad that the Leafs need to broadcast their wins. I guess it happens so little that the FSS don't get in trouble as the rarity of it makes it hard to get caught.

P.S. Leafs aren't making the playoffs this year, put a PIREP out about that.

Red Line · Post by **Red Line** » Fri Oct 19, 2007 11:29 am

For those of you up in Norman Wells:

I remember last summer a certain PIREP reporting increased bird activity in Tulita reported by a C208. I believe the exact print was:

PILOT SAYS AIRPORT RESEMBLES BIRD SANCTUARY

Intentional Left Bank · Sun Oct 21, 2007 8:35 am

Not a PIREP but a CADORS:

The crew of xxx reported rejecting their takeoff at Thompson due to two coyotes crossing Runway 05/23. A staff vehicle was advised and did a field check. xxx departed without further incident.

UPDATE AS reported that the APM at Thompson reported that one of the Wyllie fellows may still be around however its friend will not be back. One aircraft was delayed because of the runway incursion.

atwork · Post by **atwork** » Sun Oct 21, 2007 8:50 am

Saw one on the system a few years back, hot July day in the foothills by Calgary. C172 pilot reports MDT-SVR TURBC "My kid puked his guts out for the entire trip"

Jerk Store · Post by **Jerk Store** » Sun Oct 21, 2007 12:42 pm

There I was at 2,500'....

Kind of a bumpy ride. I was trailing the CFI when he gave a report to FSS, "It's like burlap underwear up here"

ever · Post by **ever** » Sun Oct 21, 2007 5:30 pm

redline, I live in tulita and I have never seen a bird at the airport.