2009 Dead Pool

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2009 Dead Pool

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Rules (mostly the same as last year):

Post at any time, or update your picks, but the people must die after you pick them.

10 picks each

Nobody on death row, nobody who's status is questionable (brain dead/persistent vegitative state/running around the hills of Afghanistan without being seen for 5 years, etc...) This is just to remove arguments over whether someone's choice is fair, or if someone's actually dead. So Ariel Sharon and Osama bin Laden are both ineligible.

You're disqualified if you help yourself along :D

Age/Points (to discourage picking 10 really old people):
20-40: 4 points
41-60: 3 points
61-80: 2 points
81+ : 1 point

The only prize is perverse bragging rights. And yes, we all know how morally wrong this is, and what sick bastards we are.
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Britney Spears
Woody Allen
Nancy Regan
Michael Jackson
Mickey Rooney
Madonna
Amy Winehouse
Barack Obama
Ed Mcmahon
Farrah Fawcett
Margaret Thatcher
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Richard Branson (July 18, 1950, aged 58)
Mahmoud Abbas/Abu Mazen (March 26, 1935, aged 73)
Asif Ali Zardari (Pakistani President) (July 26, 1955, aged 53)
Ned Beatty (July 6, 1937, aged 71)
Michael Jackson (August 29, 1958, aged 50)
Amy Winehouse (September 14, 1983, aged 25)
Dick Cheney (January 30, 1941, aged 67)
Muhammas Ali (January 17, 1942, aged 66)
Brian Mulroney (March 20, 1939, aged 69)
Ed Broadbent (March 21, 1936, aged 72)
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Maria de Jesus
Gertrude Baines
Beatrice Farve
Kama Chinen
Mary Josephine Ray

I think I am cheating, though
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Deleted... I'm with North Shore.
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Edited for poor taste, and bad karma.
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This is so sick and wrong .....but what the hell!

Mickey Rooney
Nancy Reagan
Amy Winehouse
Mary Kate Olsen
Patrick Swayze
Lindsey Lohan
Castro
Dick Clark
Dick Van Dyke
Michael Jackson
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Damn, I'd hate to be Amy Winehouse right now.
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Ismail Haniyeh (I think this might be his year!)
Jimmy Carter
Don Cherry
Samuel Jackson
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niss wrote:Don Cherry
WHAT???? As long as hockey is alive, Don Cherry will be there to mock the foreign players. :smt040
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10 picks!?
Obama
Cheney
Amy Winehouse - seems we have a consensus here
Karzai
Geraldo
Does Fidel Castro count as being on a deathbed?
Martha Stewart
Paris Hilton
Danny Bonaduce (however it's spelled)
Charlie Sheen
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BibleMonkey wrote:Maria de Jesus..
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I think I am cheating, though
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The Cheating Monkey pulls ahead...
World's oldest person dies at 115
Last Updated: Friday, January 2, 2009 | 2:00 PM ET
CBC News


A Portuguese woman believed to be the world's oldest living person died on Friday at the age of 115, officials said.

Maria de Jesus, who was born on Sept. 10, 1893, and lived to see five great-great grandchildren born, died in an ambulance near the town of Tomar, officials said.

De Jesus had eaten her breakfast as usual and was being taken to the hospital because of swelling, her daughter, Maria Madalena, told the state news agency Lusa.

De Jesus had never before fallen ill and had lived her 115 years and 114 days without taking medication, her daughter said.

She reportedly only had had to visit a hospital once in her life before being transported by ambulance for treatment on Friday.

De Jesus refused to go to a nursing home despite her health beginning to fail over recent years, and she suffered from sight and hearing problems, family said.

In her last days, she was unable to recognize family, including Madalena, with whom she lived on a farm, the Daily Mail reported.
'Sweetest person'

De Jesus was left a widow at age 57 and outlived three of her six children. She is also survived by 11 grandchildren, 16 great-grandchildren and five great-great grandchildren.

De Jesus was born in a poor area of central Portugal and began working on a farm at age 12. She never went to school or learned to read or write, her family told Lusa. She also never smoked nor drank alcohol or coffee, and she avoided eating meat, they said.

Corvelo Sousa, president of the town council of Tomar, 66 kilometres north of the port city of Porto, confirmed the death.

Tomar town Coun. Ivo Santos said: "I regret the death of this lady. She really was the sweetest person.".....
Seems learning to read and write, eating meat, and visiting hospitals will kill you. Good to know...

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Good T-shirt life philosophy right there.... :lol:

Bad part I noticed it's too often followed by " you have the right to remain silent, if you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you....."
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NO!!! Not Ricardo! KHAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNN!!!!! Why must all the good ones die. R.I.P Mr. Montalban.
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This list is based on logical assumptions, not my personal feelings towards the soon to be deceased. (mostly)

1.) Britney Spears, She'll run herself over with a car
2.) Patrick Swayze, cancer, bummer dude.
3.) Charley Boorman will probably crash into Ewan
4.) Ewan McGregor will probably crash into Charley
5.) Hugh Hefner, he'll die a happy old man. RIP
6.) Michael Moore, he'll get shot by someone while at a free clinic, nah! he'll choke on a hot dog.
7.) Clint Eastwood, will be hunted down by 4 billion angry Asians.
8.) Jean Chretien, I'm guessing the other half of that stroke will catch up to him.
9.) Elizabeth Taylor, isn't it about time? really? come on!!!!!!
10.) Andy Dick, need i say more?
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Unfortunately, I have to agree with a few others with only one submission:

Obama
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spinjob wrote:T
8.) Jean Chretien, I'm guessing the other half of that stroke will catch up to him.
Bell's Palsy, not stroke.

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Gary Busey
Nelson Mandela
Paul Mcartney
George HW Bush
Jimmy Carter
Carol Burnett
Amy Winehouse
Prince Philip
Abe Vigoda
Ted Kennedy
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Obama
Spears
Dog The Bounty Hunter
Jean Cretin
Putin (CIA is gonna git'm right after Obama)
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Bell's Palsy Eh! Huh, learn something new everyday.

Well that doesn't change my choice. Jean will be involved in an unfortunate accident with a wooden duck.
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spinjob wrote: 9.) Elizabeth Taylor, isn't it about time? really? come on!!!!!!
Born Elizabeth Rosemond Taylor
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My 10 picks:

1. Tom Cruise
2. Whoopi Goldberg
3. William Shatner
4. Stephen Hawking
5. Queen Elizabeth II
6. Clint Eastwood
7. Paris Hilton
8. Michael Jackson
9. Alex Trebek
10. Axl Rose
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Whats wrong with Amy Winehouse that everyone keeps picking her??? Drugs?
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1. Nelson Mandela
2. Dick Cheney
3. Amy Winehouse
4. Barack Obama - hope not, but there are lots of rednecks with guns down there
5. Fidel Castro - is that a legal pick??
6. Kim Jong Il - again, is this one allowed?
7. Michael Jackson
8. Lindsay Lohan
9. Robert Mugabe
10. Morgan Tsvangirai - Depends if Mugabe goes first
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I'm willing to publicly throw down a C-note on the fact one Mr. Obama will be alive Jan 1st 2010.... There's not a chance in hell the Secret Service is going to let that happen - short of him choking on a chicken wing. Their budget this year is supposed to be outrageous according to a friend at the State Dept.

Any takers?

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