The Pilot's Prayer
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RatherBeFlyingInCanada
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The Pilot's Prayer
Oh controller, who sits in tower, hallowed be thy sector. Thy traffic come, thy instructions be done, on the ground as they are in the air. Give us this day our radar vectors, And forgive us our CARS infractions. As we forgive those who cut us off on final. And lead us not into adverse weather, but deliver us our clearances. Roger.
"Keep thy airspeed up, lest the earth come from below and smite thee."
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Out of Control
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cloudcounter
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Re: The Pilot's Prayer
RatherBeFlyingInCanada wrote:Oh controller, who sits in tower, hallowed be thy sector. Thy traffic come, thy instructions be done, on the ground as they are in the air. Give us this day our radar vectors, And forgive us our CARS infractions. As we forgive those who cut us off on final. And lead us not into adverse weather, but deliver us our clearances. Roger.
Koran 5:33
The Punishment for those who oppose Allah and his messenger is : Execution or Crucifixion or the cutting off of ..snip
If Truth be not your goal,
you have achieved your gaol.
http://www.biblicalzionist.com/index.htm
The Punishment for those who oppose Allah and his messenger is : Execution or Crucifixion or the cutting off of ..snip
If Truth be not your goal,
you have achieved your gaol.
http://www.biblicalzionist.com/index.htm
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DeskDriver
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Here's an alternative:
"Dear God, I'm so bored and poor. Please keep my wife from leaving me for someone who can spend more time at home and earn enough money to buy her a new car. Please, lord, keep the collections agent from calling my home tonight just because I'm a bit behind on my student loan payments. Amen"
Suckas
"Dear God, I'm so bored and poor. Please keep my wife from leaving me for someone who can spend more time at home and earn enough money to buy her a new car. Please, lord, keep the collections agent from calling my home tonight just because I'm a bit behind on my student loan payments. Amen"
Suckas
You've finally made it in Aviation when you nolonger work in a city which begins with Fort, Port, Prince, or Saint. Or leave aviation and stay in a Fort.
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cloudcounter
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just for the record- neither one will get into Heaven's dock
When it is evening, you say, Fair weather; for the sky is red.
Mat 16:3 And in the morning, Foul weather today; for the sky is red and gloomy. Hypocrites! You can discern the face of the sky, but you cannot see the signs of the times!
When it is evening, you say, Fair weather; for the sky is red.
Mat 16:3 And in the morning, Foul weather today; for the sky is red and gloomy. Hypocrites! You can discern the face of the sky, but you cannot see the signs of the times!
DeskDriver wrote:Here's an alternative:
"Dear God, I'm so bored and poor. Please keep my wife from leaving me for someone who can spend more time at home and earn enough money to buy her a new car. Please, lord, keep the collections agent from calling my home tonight just because I'm a bit behind on my student loan payments. Amen"
Suckas
Koran 5:33
The Punishment for those who oppose Allah and his messenger is : Execution or Crucifixion or the cutting off of ..snip
If Truth be not your goal,
you have achieved your gaol.
http://www.biblicalzionist.com/index.htm
The Punishment for those who oppose Allah and his messenger is : Execution or Crucifixion or the cutting off of ..snip
If Truth be not your goal,
you have achieved your gaol.
http://www.biblicalzionist.com/index.htm
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Brantford Beech Boy
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Even better......
Our lager, which art in barrels.
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk)
At home as in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head,
and forgive us our spillages,
As we forgive those who spill against us.
And lead us not into incarceration,
but deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is the beer,
The bitter and The lager
Forever and ever
Amen.
BBB
Our lager, which art in barrels.
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk)
At home as in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head,
and forgive us our spillages,
As we forgive those who spill against us.
And lead us not into incarceration,
but deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is the beer,
The bitter and The lager
Forever and ever
Amen.
BBB
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DeskDriver
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Or:
Dough, the stuff that buys me beer
Ray, the guy who serves me beer.
Me, the guy who drinks that beer.
Fa, a long way to go for beer.
So, I'll have another beer.
La, I'll have another beer.
Tea, no thanks, I'm drinking beer.
Which brings us back to
Dough, the stuff...
Dough, the stuff that buys me beer
Ray, the guy who serves me beer.
Me, the guy who drinks that beer.
Fa, a long way to go for beer.
So, I'll have another beer.
La, I'll have another beer.
Tea, no thanks, I'm drinking beer.
Which brings us back to
Dough, the stuff...
You've finally made it in Aviation when you nolonger work in a city which begins with Fort, Port, Prince, or Saint. Or leave aviation and stay in a Fort.
