If you were all pornstars...what would your stage names be?

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If you were all pornstars...what would your stage names be?

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There is a formula to help you through this. Women can and MUST participate.

You pick your first pet's name and the first street you lived on.

My first pet was a dog named "Zipper"

My first street I lived on was in Winnipeg called "Magnus" avenue.

Therefore....My porn name would be

ZIPPER MAGNUS

:D awesome!!!!
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First Dog was named Max and I live on Birchwood.

MAX BIRCHWOOD!!!! It has a ring to it doesnt it?
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niss wrote:First Dog was named Max and I live on Bitchwood.

MAX BITCHWOOD!!!! It has a ring to it doesnt it?
Max Bitchwood did you say?
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Fish Glenforest
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I guess... Tinkerbell Erica is mine. Wow that does sound like a pornstar name lol
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Dizzy Strange

Edited to add: My nickname in high school was "kinky"
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Frisky Phillips
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Nanook Balsam

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Niss, you sure your street wasn't Hardwood?
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Keno Friesien!

I'm sure many of you have seen me perform before :wink:
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Tramp Buckingham
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Molly Queensdale
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istp wrote:Tramp Buckingham
Now THATS a badass Porn name.

All Hail ISTP! :prayer:
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flyinphil wrote:Frisky Phillips
:lol:
wow mine too, however i always thought it was your middle name and the street you now live on, which would make me "Gavin Longwood"
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Molly Queensdale
I assume that name would be for transgender work?
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If you were all pornstars...what would your stage names be?

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Mine would have to be Mitch Steel. Sadly it already belongs to my buddy.....im so frickin jealous.
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Rockey Blundell

I thank has a certain ring to it
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Okay, I'll play. (What were the odds someone else had a first dog named Tinkerbell?)

Tinkerbell Pinehill
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Ginger St. Michel
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Sparky Malboro...sounds feisty!!!
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pika wrote:Niss, you sure your street wasn't Hardwood?
Lotsa comments there, pika...I guess I missed your porn star name?
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lilfssister wrote:Okay, I'll play. (What were the odds someone else had a first dog named Tinkerbell?)

Tinkerbell Pinehill
Cat actually, but close enough!
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Sam 123rd.

Hey, out here where the West is won, they don't name streets. This must be a silly Easterner game.
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Casey Hatcher.
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