Need baby names. Wifey got mad when I used a porn name site.

[grimey]

see topic. Dick Deep got rejected real quick and I got a punch in the shoulder.

[SkyWolfe]

Chesty Larue?

[mattedfred]

Buck Naked?

[beaverbob]

How about Seymour Butts. That way he could become a proctologist

[mattedfred]

or a much maligned colorectal surgeon looking where the sun don't shine

[sissyphus]

Phil McCracken, i think he was in "Shindler's Fist" or was it "don't look now but there's a c@ck in your a$$"

[2R]

http://www.ethanwiner.com/funnames.html



Dr Harry C.Beaver oby/gyn

[Mach1]

or a much maligned colorectal surgeon looking where the sun don't shine

Those guys always get you in the end.

What about Stormy Daniels?

[. ._]

John Mohammed Lee (last name)

If you name the girl or boy anything Irish, you will doom the kid to alcoholism by default.

My $0.02.

-istp

[Four1oh]

http://www.babiesonline.com/babynames/
http://www.babynames.com/
http://www.mybaby.net.au/

[SkyWolfe]

Whats wrong with us Irish. Im gonna break your legs for that! And after, lets go for a whiskey!

I named my son Aiden...

Other actual names I like... Violet, Skye, Fiona, Bridgette, Brayden, Garrette, Phoenix, Teagan, Darian, Ciara

Yeah, I am weird

[Just another canuck]

I like Peyton and Piper.

[NJ]

Grimey Junior doesn't cut it?

[grimey]

Requirements are that it can't be common or a current "fad" name. So yea, my names (Joseph and George) are out. So no Grimey Jr.

[Four1oh]

We had a great girl's name picked out,(Danika), but instead got stuck trying to come up with a boy's name. My wife wanted "Kale" but after I laughed out loud and asked her why she'd name a kid after a japanese vegetable(she had no idea).

[SkyWolfe]

Danika is very nice

Kale.... LOL

[NJ]

How about Creighton, after the president of Nav Canada?

[Gooch]

Wellington for a boy and Courtny for a girl.

Saber is good either way.

Spence is good too.

[Intentional Left Bank]

Unique is fine, but I've always considered it a bit of a curse to give a name that will have to be spelled out, for the rest of their lives.

[Four1oh]

I figure since my kids will have to spell their last names the rest of their lives, they won't be too hurt having to spell their first names once in a while either.

[Intentional Left Bank]

I figure since my kids will have to spell their last names the rest of their lives, they won't be too hurt having to spell their first names once in a while either.

Good point. I've always had to do that and sometimes think it would be a luxury not to have to. I've finally resorted to carrying a business card for that simple reason.

[Dash-Ate]

Name your kid: Angel Lexus Mercedes Foxx.

[niss]

[grimey]

Wifey suggested Wilson. For about 5 seconds, when she realized that if we gave the kid both our last names, he's be Wilson Phillips. Then she suggested McKale, which I vetoed because of Tom Arnold's horrible remake of Ernest Borgnine's classic.

[. ._]

My buddy named his kid Angus- after Angus Young.



Very cool!

I would stay away from trendy names like Justin, Kale, Takesha, Latifah, Serenity, Kyle... stuff like that.

There's always good old Nick, Rich, Dave, Jeff, Tom, Lisa, Melanie, Melissa, Jennifer... stuff like that. If you want to go crazy and creative, I'd use it on the middle name- like Milhous, or Tiberius.

My $0.02.

-istp