What would you say?

wha happen · Post by **wha happen** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 9:42 am

If you were about to crash, what would your last words be on the CVR for maximum humor effect?

My top three:

1. Hey we dont know that the ground isnt soft and fluffy

2. No, no, back is up, forward is down

3. Frank doesn't know it yet, but we've replaced his regular control yoke with a rubber chicken!

TTail · Post by **TTail** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 10:37 pm

I try not to fill my spare time with thoughts about crashing.

Blue Side Down · Post by **Blue Side Down** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 11:10 am

1) "Oopsie-daiseys"

2) "Hey! There really IS a light!" followed with: "Grandpa! How are you?! "

3) "Tree.... tree... rock... tree... tree... squirrel... tree..."

4) "Shaken or stirred? That is the question."

5) "What I would do for a pizza and a beer right now..."

Sasquash · Post by **Sasquash** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 11:11 am

quoted from my training pilot ( ex-helo)

1. Turn my helmet backward.
2. Strip naked
3. Sit on the cyclic.
4. Let TSB figure it out....

pika · Post by **pika** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 4:41 pm

Probably best to get this "humour" out of your system now rather than your AC interview. I'll guarantee they won't find it nearly as amusing.

Flying Low · Post by **Flying Low** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 6:25 pm

I regret nothiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnngggggggggggg!

Louis · Post by **Louis** » Sat Apr 16, 2005 8:16 am

How about: Don't delete my expletives dammit! (I'm assuming you let out a few ones beforehand...)

swashplate · Post by **swashplate** » Sat Apr 16, 2005 2:03 pm

strip naked - hop in the back with the customers and all hold hands!

FUBAR · Post by **FUBAR** » Sat Apr 23, 2005 5:06 pm

...hold my beer and watch this!

Expat · Post by **Expat** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 6:03 am

I think this airplane spins much better to the left than the right, I don't know what's wrong with it...

No Conflict · Post by **No Conflict** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 8:17 pm

I KNEW that button was for something important!!!!!!

DS719 · Post by **DS719** » Mon May 16, 2005 1:47 pm

Hey, Wanna see something really cool.

I wonder what happens when I do this?

They are more famous last words but still funny

Expat · Post by **Expat** » Tue May 17, 2005 3:59 am

Hold my beer and watch that...

twinpratts · Post by **twinpratts** » Tue May 17, 2005 5:15 am

'TELL MY WIFE ...'

just another pilot · Post by **just another pilot** » Wed May 18, 2005 12:43 pm

I quit.
What is this button for?
Hmmm, thats not gonna work...

Expat · Post by **Expat** » Wed May 18, 2005 11:10 pm

Please you fly the first hour. I have to wait for the four hour bottle to throttle rule.

Yoyoma · Post by **Yoyoma** » Thu May 19, 2005 9:05 am

I'd like to say either

Wow, the cows DO get bigger

or

I'm going to DisneyLand (and hope they'll fork out money for my family like in the days of Patrick Roy...)

DA900 · Post by **DA900** » Fri May 20, 2005 12:54 pm

FUBAR wrote:...hold my beer and watch this!

Perfect!