My girlfriend the north........

It's the Pitts · Post by **It's the Pitts** » Mon Mar 22, 2004 6:01 pm

How many guys have left their girlfriends to go fly in the North?

Would you do it again?

shimmydampner · Post by **shimmydampner** » Mon Mar 22, 2004 6:13 pm

I did, two summers in a row, same girl. I don't know if I'd do it again. Both times were at kinda rough periods in the relationship so I wasn't too worried about it, it actually worked out for the better. I guess it depends on the girl, a good one should understand that you gotta go. Just buy her some bus tickets for when you start to go crazy from loneliness--good ole Greyhound booty call.

bandaid · Post by **bandaid** » Mon Mar 22, 2004 7:14 pm

Sperm reduction therapy.

Flying Low · Post by **Flying Low** » Mon Mar 22, 2004 8:22 pm

Well...I have been dating the same gal for coming up on four years. We have never spent an anniversary together and this year will likely be no different.

Just have to make sure she visits to relieve TSB (toxic sperm buildup).

gelbisch · Post by **gelbisch** » Mon Mar 22, 2004 10:05 pm

a good one may understand that you gotta go... but that doesn't mean she'll stick it out. it's not an easy lifestyle for the significant other... and maybe for us sometimes not so easy to understand that it's not so easy.

corn-shoot · Post by **corn-shoot** » Mon Mar 22, 2004 10:09 pm

It's an effective way to keep some of society's best (LOOK AROUND YOU) from spreading their seed to civilization. I figure I did the real world a favour by moving up here. And my girl has never been happier since I left.

oldtimer · Post by **oldtimer** » Mon Mar 22, 2004 10:39 pm

I left "civilization", Regina Sask to fly "up North", at least Flin Flon was considered North and I took my reasonable new wife and first born with me. Lived in a shithole apartment to begin with but things got better and we had a good life. Had I left her behind, that would be the shits. Women are tougher than you think. A guy has to to what he has to do. Just treat your significant other like she is the most important person in the world and love her dearly and she will be with you for ever. My wife and I got married in March 1965 and we have been together ever since.

bandaid · Post by **bandaid** » Mon Mar 22, 2004 11:09 pm

My wife followed me to Prince Rupert, Terrace may be the a-hole of the world but Rupert is 90 miles up it. We'll have been married 25 years in May.
They say love is blind. Proff positive by some of the holes we take our women to.

Flybabe · Post by **Flybabe** » Mon Mar 22, 2004 11:38 pm

Well, how about a woman's perspective...

How about boyfriends/husbands that DON'T understand the call to fly up north or who flat out refuse to support their pilot girlfriends/wives in fulfilling their dreams??

Not meaning to cause a stir but it works both ways lol

... · Post by **...** » Tue Mar 23, 2004 12:54 am

If you all expect the white picket fence life while in aviation...then I got news for you. It would be nice to have someone to share in your victories with your career.....but sadly...those days are gone.

Ok enough of the soft stuff....back to making fun of people on here!!!

"Hey corn-shoot.....Yo momma so dumb that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind"

Panama Jack · Post by **Panama Jack** » Tue Mar 23, 2004 4:07 am

I am Birddog wrote:If you all expect the white picket fence life while in aviation...then I got news for you. It would be nice to have someone to share in your victories with your career.....but sadly...those days are gone.

What is that they say? "If it flies, floats or f>cks, it's cheaper to rent?"

ndb · Post by **ndb** » Tue Mar 23, 2004 8:01 am

They also say, "If it's got t*ts or wheels, it's going to cause you trouble, sooner or later".

If you get lonely, get a dog. Better, more loyal companion than another human.

Don't confuse being lonely with being horny. The two have absolutely nothing to do with each other, and a lot of pain has resulted from people confusing the two.

See previous message with respect to hourly rates to relieve horniness. The most expensive tail is the one that you think you're getting for free in return for a "relationship" which is latin for "pressure a man into doing what you want".

Being in a "relationship" is like wearing braces or corrective underwear all the time - there's this constant pressure being exerted on you by the woman, to change you into something you're not.

Woman and men are entirely different. Men marry a woman they like (and then the women put on weight, etc). Women view themselves as sculptors - they take this lump of raw clay (men) and try to shape it, by exerting constant pressure, into an attractive fashion accessory that keeps them company.

Blecch. I think I'm going to watch some re-runs of the "Man Show". Anybody remember the episode they dressed up as pilots and got drunk in the terminal bars, and asked the pax where the gates were?

bandaid · Post by **bandaid** » Tue Mar 23, 2004 9:16 am

I actually had to take a close look at the web address to make sure I was on the right web sight. First the dog then ndb with this heartfelt insight. Wiskey tango foxtrot!!!

Never thaought either of you had it in ya.

It's the Pitts · Post by **It's the Pitts** » Tue Mar 23, 2004 2:03 pm

Whats the definition of "Making Love"?

What your girlfriend tries to do to you when your givin' her the business.

bandaid · Post by **bandaid** » Tue Mar 23, 2004 2:18 pm

Doggy style is what I am accustomed to. That's where I get down on my hands and knees and beg and she rolls over and plays dead.
Sorry bad taste

It's the Pitts · Post by **It's the Pitts** » Tue Mar 23, 2004 2:22 pm

Some poor Bastards have to put in a requistion a week in advance. Then it must be pre-approved and approved. Then if you treat her right, you might get lucky.

I say, just get a hooker, it's cheaper in the long run.

Beacon Final · Post by **Beacon Final** » Tue Mar 23, 2004 3:05 pm

I am faced with this situation. If I should get a job this spring, I will be leaving a gf of almost 3 years. She can't follow me because of her career........

Aviation is a slut of a mistress.

Cat Driver · Post by **Cat Driver** » Tue Mar 23, 2004 3:14 pm

They say that doing it by hand might be lonley but it has some advantages.

You can make it as tight as you want.

You can watch what you are doing.

It never says not tonight I have a headache.

It doesen't care which hand you use.

And when you are finished you don't have to reassure it.

SplitS · Post by **SplitS** » Tue Mar 23, 2004 4:52 pm

Man you guys are sad. I feel for you. I remember livin alone in a shithole spot in the prairies with no woman... It blew...
Spent a year down in SA and got me a wife and its great. Completely different attitude than Cdn women...

The moral of the story: Take your next vacation down in Brazil or Ecuador or Paraguay and find some awesome women: you will never be the same!

Panama Jack, you know what Im talking about...

bandaid · Post by **bandaid** » Tue Mar 23, 2004 6:35 pm

just so you know that I do have a sensitive side.

Dear Diary,

I never have quite figured out why the sexual urges of men & women differ
so much. And I have never figured out the whole 'Venus and Mars' thing.
I've also never figured out why men think with their head while women think
with their heart. And I've yet to figure out how the sexual desire gene
gets thrown into a state of turmoil, when it hears the words "I do".

One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the
passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says: "I don't feel like it, I
just want you to hold me". I said: "WHAT??????" So she says the words that I
and every husband on the
planet dread. She explains that I must not be in tune with her emotional
needs as a Woman. I'm thinking: "What was her first clue?". I finally
realized that nothing was going to happen that night, so I went to sleep.
The very next day, we went shopping at a big, unnamed department store. I
walked around with her while she tried on three different very expensive
outfits. She could not decide which one to take so I told her to take all
three of them. She then tells me that she wants matching shoes worth $200.00
a pair to which I say ok. And then we go to the jewelry dept. where she gets
a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you........ she was so excited. She
must have thought that I was one wave short of a shipwreck, but I don't
think she cared. I think she was testing me when she asked for a tennis
bracelet because she does not even play tennis. I think I threw her for a
loop when I told her that it was ok. She was so excited by all of this when
she finally said: "I'm ready to go to the cash register". I could hardly
contain myself when I blurted out: "No, honey I don't feel like buying all
this stuff now." You should have seen her face......it went completely
blank. I then said, "Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a
while". And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me I
added, "You must not be in tune with my financial needs as a Man". I figure
that I won't be having sex again until sometime after the spring of 2008.

SplitS · Post by **SplitS** » Tue Mar 23, 2004 6:43 pm

I want to post a long reply but my wife is 5 feet away in bed begging me for some lovin...

CF-RYE · Post by **CF-RYE** » Tue Mar 23, 2004 9:35 pm

A truly inspiring story, bandaid.

bornagain1340 · Post by **bornagain1340** » Tue Mar 23, 2004 10:22 pm

Bandaid...one hell of a story

I left my lady for the Bushlands about five years ago...then she followed me. Moved again and there she was. Just wouldn't leave me alone so I married her...and people say romance is dead!

Panama Jack · Post by **Panama Jack** » Tue Mar 23, 2004 10:45 pm

Cat Driver wrote:They say that doing it by hand might be lonley but it has some advantages.

You can make it as tight as you want.

You can watch what you are doing.

It never says not tonight I have a headache.

It doesen't care which hand you use.

And when you are finished you don't have to reassure it.

And hopefully it is monogamous

Had an intersting hint related to me by a colleague. Before you use your hand, sit on it for a while til it turns numb. Then use it for what you need to-- your hand won't feel anything so it is kinda like being with another person.

Panama Jack · Post by **Panama Jack** » Tue Mar 23, 2004 10:54 pm

What, you mean sex in the bushes is not a common fantasy between men and women?

Heck, I understand the NWT is a favorite winter destination amongst Japanese newlyweds, who consider it good luck to conceive a child under the Aurora Borealis. So marry a Japanese lady (watch the movie Shogun first for additional motiviation) and northbound you go! It may be so good you might never come back!

My girlfriend the north........

My girlfriend the north........

maybe soon